A Horn Drill to the Face

rurone:

zorobro:

Deep-Dish Chocolate Chip Cookie for One

 Ingredients (1 serving):

  • 1 Tbsp unsalted butter, at room temperature
  • 1/2 Tbsp unrefined granulated sugar, such as evaporated cane juice
  • 1/2 Tbsp packed light brown sugar
  • 1 Tbsp beaten egg, preferably organic (cover & chill remaining beaten egg for tomorrow’s cookie cup… you will be making another one!)
  • tiny splash pure vanilla extract
  • 2 1/2 Tbsp whole wheat pastry flour (can substitute with 3:1 of cake flour and all purpose flour)
  • 1/8 tsp baking soda
  • tiny pinch salt
  • heaping 1 Tbsp grain-sweetened chocolate chips, such as Sunspire

Instructions

In a small ramekin or microwavable cup, combine softened butter and both sugars; stir well with a spoon. Stir in beaten egg and vanilla extract. Stir in flour, baking soda, and salt just until combined. Stir in chocolate chips.

Microwave on high for 35-40 seconds. Let cookie rest at room temperature for about 10 seconds before devouring.

Nutritional Information:

253.2 calories, 13.8 grams fat, 8.4 grams saturated fat, 2.9 grams fiber, 17.5 grams sugars, 2.4 grams protein

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If I don’t reblog this, I will regret losing the recipe.

iswearimnotnaked:

If you live anywhere near Evansville Indiana please be safe because apparently 10 women have been abducted and now they’re saying it’s a possible serial killer sO please don’t go anywhere alone

Hello 4 am how many hours til you let me sleep

mezzy303:

I was told by my friend that I should start posting my cosplays, especially of Numbah 5 since she’s my icon. So here’s picture number 1! I got a new wig and while trying it out I realized I was wearing Numbah 5-esque colors!

mezzy303:

I was told by my friend that I should start posting my cosplays, especially of Numbah 5 since she’s my icon. So here’s picture number 1! I got a new wig and while trying it out I realized I was wearing Numbah 5-esque colors!

orlandobloomers:

me: stop being racist please

family:  listen… liberal hippie trash ….u dont know anything abotu the world….

When my hair gets cut I imagine all of the hairs screaming of the incoming apocalypse

When my hair gets cut I imagine all of the hairs screaming of the incoming apocalypse

timelordspacegandalf:

loserberries:

dangergays:

enough of that “stick around for ur family” shit

here’s why you shouldn’t kill yourself u fucker

  • orgasms
  • fuckin puppies those cute lil shits
  • dude have you seen the fucking maldives
  • did i mention orgasms
  • ddude fob is back together n they r releasing new pUNK SONGS
  • so many concerts to go to
  • fuckin WINTER. snow n shit
  • the “keep calm and carry on” meme is dying

whenever im sad i look at this post

this post is now permanently on my desktop

pokescans:

The Official Pokémon Handbook: Deluxe Collector’s Edition

meitanteijinn:

ermizhad:

videohall:

This girl is insane, I think

> It gets stranger and stranger as it goes.

> Her neighbors must hate her.

This was better than some superbowl commercials

IF THIS WOMAN DOESN’T GET ONTO BROADWAY I WILL BE THOROUGHLY DISAPPOINTED

mugglebornheadcanon:

519. A muggleborn student bringing their Dungeons and Dragons rulebooks to Hogwarts and all the students from wizarding families are just sitting there confused because “MAGIC DOESN’T WORK THIS WAY YOUR GAME IS WRONG.”